In Harry’s sixth year Hermione and Luna concote a plan to get Harry a girlfriend to make him happy and to look after him. Each house can designate up to two girls that can be elected in a two week process by all girls. In the end all girls but Hermione, Luna, Susan and Pansy withdraw to combine forces to improve the chances for their house (with second thoughts). The final election is a draw so all four fall over Harry and harass him.
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